Sunday, May 13, 2007, 10:44 am : Waterbottle Saga writes:
Well. not really a waterbottle sage. I was just trying to make my post sound cool.
Out of my whole list, this has to be the post I'm most excited to post about. Last friday we have a briefing on our dry shoot (yes, dry shoot should be next week) and ATC camp. After that, we stayed inside the class for the sirs to decide who will go for shooting enrichment. During that time, one of the sirs say the CI mdm need those who didnt bring NP bottle to write ten reasons why didnt bring.
Then came all the classic excuses, didnt bring, forgot to bring, my dog ate my waterbottle. Then Nicholas say "I was going to school holding my waterbottle. Then I dropped it into a pond and it sink. I tried to get back my waterbottle but then there were too may frogs in ther pond." and then someone say got algae. Since there were 10 people who didnt bring, each person give one reason.
After that Nicholas say he was at a hawker centre. when he left he forgot to take his waterbottle. then when he went back he saw the auntie throw the bottle inside the dustbin. he went to retrive it and inside the dustbin got chicken bones. then after the got his bottle his hands were oily. then suddenly his mother call him but he could not answer because his hands were oily. when he went home, his mother asked why he didnt answer. he say that his hand were dirty because of the np bottle. then his mother was angry and throw the bottle out of the window.
jian hui sir then ask how to make them remember to bring, since the actually forget to bring. shawn sir say make them drink 4 1.5litres of water in 1 minute. Then he say "No. We make you drink 2 bottles of coke. Then we make you eat menthos." the guy beside me say that his bottle had a dent, and we were like, where is the dent? Then Susu say they can write they put coke inside the bottle, then accidentally drop a menthos inside, then explode...
When it was amirul's turn, he said his mother brought it to work. One of the sirs then say "That will explain alot. Mr Lim say he was at Food Junction (or Culture) and he say an auntie cleaning the table. Then he saw her take out an NP waterbottle to drink. He said he was stunned." and of course we were all laughing. When it was chee koon's turn, he say "never wash" and one of the sirs was like "I don't dare to think how your waterbottle looks like now." Then someone say got algae.
hong wei sir asked Nicholas what were his excuses if the didnt bring his homework, since he has such creative excuses. Nicholas said "I will say I didnt recieve it" and we were laughing. Hong wei sir said "You might as well say 'I got recieve but didn't know need to do', or 'The paper was so easy it was an insult to my intelligence', or say "I'm blind,' (waves his hand infront of him 'so I cannot see the paper' "
Thats it for now...
I dun think i will be that hardworking to post about other stuff...
Cheers,
Eza
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